The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

splints

a bastard

Don't fuck with Splints!

by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004

Splinderific

A fantacular blend of splended and terrific

Last night was splinderific

by Captain09 November 6, 2006

Spliterature

Word game. Using load of words making seemingly well connected senstences but pointless.

Some philosophyers forming their own concepts like Spliterature.

by yamscafe May 21, 2010

slisters

2 or more women that are friends or sisters that have sex with the same dude continuously so the guy refers to them as "slisters" (slut sisters )

Bro1: dude see those chicks over there?
Bro2: ya man
Bro1: they're slisters
Bro2:..wtf?
Bro1: Im fuckin em both.. slut sisters

Bro2: oh nice! *high five*

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

SplitterCore

A BDSM sexual orgy involving 4 or more people in which the participants make odd loud noises such as squeaks and growls. Furries have claimed this as one of their inventions.

"I've heard that Brett and Maddy have join that bizarre furry couple in a Splittercore."

by BjarturWolf March 21, 2019