by Lionél Dripps April 15, 2004
Get the oo jah cum spiff mug.Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as ``Buck Henderson, Union Buster'' and ``Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory''
Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe! (exhibits a grimy tombstone)
Troy: One of our best writers.
Nick: Yes, but unfortunately, a century of neglect has turn this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.
Troy: So what? I guess we're going to have to throw it away.
Nick: Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm! (applies some Spiffy, removes all the grime)
Troy: Quoth the raven, ``What a shine!''
Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe! (exhibits a grimy tombstone)
Troy: One of our best writers.
Nick: Yes, but unfortunately, a century of neglect has turn this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.
Troy: So what? I guess we're going to have to throw it away.
Nick: Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm! (applies some Spiffy, removes all the grime)
Troy: Quoth the raven, ``What a shine!''
by trevor the greatest lover in the world December 14, 2008
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Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.
So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"
by Spliffy October 23, 2007
Get the spliffed mug.adj: the euphoric state associated with wanting to smoke, actively smoking, or having just finished smoking a spliff.
not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.
not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.
alex: what do you want to do tonight?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.
jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.
jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy
by ean weslynn July 1, 2011
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Get the splifanigga mug.I like hating on SpiffyHorse because I'm a 16-year-old who is so naive that they think 20-year-olds living with their parents isn't the norm.
by BonAqua February 21, 2011
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wow this is such a super SPIFFY word i think everyone should use it...
wow this is such a super SPIFFY word i think everyone should use it...
by Meggy September 28, 2006
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