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shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"
Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled
by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008
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Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.
Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."
by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009
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shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.
"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"
by Dannygasted February 25, 2010
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Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.
You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!
by APatC October 25, 2010
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scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.
Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?
by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011
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Scattergories

A game invented by a male first year associate from Birmingham in the summer of 2013. Popular trivia game played among auditors which involves creative thinking of words associated to certain categorys.

Eg. Colour beginning with M - Matt Black
I'm bored; let's play a game of scattergories.
by Abcd0821 September 1, 2013
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satterburp

A belch that contains the flavor of more than one person's semen.

A simple satterburp is only two people.

A compound satterburp is three or more, and a compound-complex satterburp includes felching.
The men sat staring at each other in the bar near the bathhouse, sated on man-batter, slowly sipping their Coronas, each internally reflecting on their unique satterburp, which held the flavor of all of their earlier partners.
by Spays Needle March 7, 2014
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