Sklomped

A synonym for disgusting, disgusted, gross, or soiled

Ugh, the hair of that boy was sklomped.

Ew, this meal is sklomping

by Weird_penguin01 March 28, 2024

Slampooje

The act of slam-fucking a shit filled asshole until a reverse pressure explosion of shit shoots all over the giver of backshots

I was late to work because I accidentally slampoojed my girlfriend

by Cloud... Juice! February 19, 2025

Slommy Sandwich

When one person sharts and then proceed to rub their ass against another individuals ass until the shit spreads evenly between both asses.

Me and my girl made an extra messy slommy sandwich between our buns last night

by Hrny4Mordekaiser February 25, 2025

Scompered

To eat something quickly with enthusiasm

“I absolutely scompered that bruschetta”

by Funnychess March 8, 2025

Slimp

A slippery crimp hold in rock climbing. Something you don’t want to pull on when you’re runout from your last piece of pro, but it’s the only option so chalk up!

“Oh Jesus these hold suck”

*peels off and takes a whipper*
Yells to belayer: “that slimp was so freaking polished!”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Slimper

In rock climbing, a slippery, slopery crimp—the hold you don’t want to use but you have to. You can’t get good purchase on it.

“Dammit! I dry fired on that slimper again”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Slampy

A skinny, lanky, bad-postured, tall man. (usually chopped)

"Ew, that guy is so slampy"
"IKR, he has a Squidward build"

by Om Hanan Susanne August 1, 2025