Slompii

The username of the absolute best, Roblox, discord and tiktok user!

Person 1: U know Slompii
Person 2: Tf is a slompii?
Person 1: shut up

by Slompii September 7, 2021

Romp Slompin

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.

Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.

by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020

Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.

Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.

by Crapmigs January 14, 2011

Slomping

Slomping A sloppy, slumpy, shuffling walking style

Looking neither right nor left the person in question was slomping along oblivious to the crowds bustling by.

by Catlins 38 October 26, 2018

slomping

the act of chewing and slobbering

i’m over here slomping on this burger

by nbdyaskdmaya December 17, 2021