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Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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slippen

The act of not acting right -- One who is not living up to par. Forgetful in doing what you're supposed to be doing.
Hey don't let the boss catch you slippen.

OR

I can't believe you forgot to pay the rent -- Man you're slippen!
by Chula July 18, 2006
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Slippery Spence

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009
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Slipper

A small fluffy dog such a shih Tzu, Poodle, Maltese, etc. they are often slippers because they resemble furry bedroom slippers.
Our slipper, Toby will not stop barking at the neighbors cat.
by Slipper supporter September 5, 2018
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as slippery as a butcher's prick

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick
by duckman_fromnga May 30, 2006
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slippery

Slick; can be slid upon easily.
by Jesse Maddox February 14, 2003
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shipped off

A way to say that somebody was either transferred, moved, or forced out.
He got shipped off to boot camp so he can be scared straight.
by KRHimself May 24, 2005
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