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jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.
That jean skirt is looking fierce.
by Superman72419 December 24, 2011
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Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
by Skirtchase July 6, 2011
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skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
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Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
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skirt tails

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.
by Jo_xo October 7, 2023
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Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021
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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
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