Wesley Sheffer

A former kicker who constantly screams “on the hop” at you and calls all go’s every play

Oh shit Wesley Sheffer is coming we better run on the hop

by MediocreStacks November 15, 2018

Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

Ali shuffle

Muhammad Ali's footwork while boxing.

- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.

- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.

- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".

-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.

by William Warney March 14, 2010

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

shluffy

tired

I'm shluffy. Time for bed.

by Ray^2 May 18, 2011