street-shopping

Walking around on the street and picking up the discarded items, putting them into a bag and walking home with them.

I walked out of my apartment and up huntington avenue and saw a t-shirt discarded on the sidewalk. I went into a dunkin donuts asked for a bag, and then returned to the t-shirt, picked it up, put it in my plastic bag, and continued walking. I eventually brought it home. I was street-shopping.

by addake December 2, 2018

Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018

Identity Shopping

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.

She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

Ground shopping

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.

I went ground shopping today for a book.

by NutritionandDonuts January 1, 2021

vaccine shopping

the desire to only be vaccinated with a certain vaccine that one considers superior

I am a little skeptical about this whole vaccine thing, I will be waiting a bit, vaccine shopping if you will.

by slweeb April 17, 2021

Thumbnail Shopping

Online shopping with no intention of buying anything. Just admiring the product in the thumbnail, maybe looking at a few color options, and then scrolling by. Often done by college students who can't afford new stuff but can afford to ignore their professor for a little while.

Erin always sits in the back of her lectures so she can go thumbnail shopping when she gets bored with organic chemistry.

by Old Toby November 7, 2021