sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

fo' sheezy my neezy

Yet another variation of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

I gotta go fo' sheezy my neezy with my girl tonight.

by AYB February 8, 2003

sheetard

A Halo noob who insists on using banshees in multiplayer combat. Banshees are for n00bs.

That idiot is using a shee. Dang it. What a sheetard.

by Chigglywiggly December 11, 2007

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008

Ed Sheeran

Ginger haired jesus

Ed Sheeran is amazing. Period.

by aek00 May 12, 2013

Sheezy

Sheezy: Slang for Sh*T, Often used with ebonics speaking individuals who normally twist and/or slang every word in their vocabulary.

Dat Sheezy iz off da hizook! See: Hizook

by Sardis February 15, 2006

sheezy

shit in one's pants

holy shit i got a sheezy daggnlin fro' mah pants

by ahha March 1, 2003