Super Secret Cool Kid's Club

If I told you, you'd be banned from the club.

(It's for cool kids only. Super secret. Only one in every ten million are in.)

"Yo dude are you in the Super Secret Cool Kid's Club? I want in"
"Dude, if I told you then you'd be out. Sorry"

by carbonatedelectric July 11, 2020

sydney secor

my best friend, i love you so much<3

who’s sydney secor? oh, just emilys best friend.

by luvwave July 18, 2021

5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016

secret lag

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.

OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006

Seaera

The Real and true definition of "Seaera" is when you type "Sierra" in the search box.

Ex. That person who wrote that obviously hates a "seaera".

by TACOPACO July 19, 2012

Secretive caio

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out

“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”

by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021