splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

by SCrow January 6, 2007

Splashkin

The act of receiving a blow job while discharging a 360 degree watery splash of feces, also known as diarrhea.

Our blumpkin bet quickly quickly turned into a splashkin after the indian buffet at lunch.

Rob: Why do you get so excited when Jessica gives you a splashkin?

Justin: Because if you tilt your hips just right my shit gets sprayed on her face.

Rob: And that turns you on?

Justin: Just marking my property man.

by cuttycut5 March 8, 2011

Gertrude Splash

During a blumpkin in an outhouse, the Receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the Giver in the face.

I got the sweetest Gertrude Splash at the carnival the other night.

by TheEmpress August 11, 2012

Splash Down

When 2 mens/womens butts accidentally press together in a locker room after both have taken a shower.

Mike: Dude, after my shower I was bending over to grab my boxers and my butt hit some other dude who just got out of the shower
Phil: Oh, so you had a Splash Down

by Jewsky Brewsky July 28, 2010

Splash Zone

The common place(s) a man cums on a girl after sex. Such as her tits, face, hair, pussy, stomach, mouth, ass, or feet.

My favorite part of her splash zone to cum on is her stomach.

by Bosscular October 27, 2015

Samoan Splash

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

by PlayThreeAre February 10, 2020

Splash Mountain

When playing the game of Basketball, preferably in a Recreational league and/or pick up game. And stating to the defending player: "Have you been to Disneyland?" Then immediately after, pulling up for the easy J over the lack luster D. Immediately after the automatic (preferably three point shot), saying: "Splash Mountain."

Baller 1: Aye Charles.
Baller 2: What's Good?
Baller 1: Tommy just took that fool to Disneyland.
Baller 2: For real, Splash Mountain.

Baller 1: Man, it feels like we in the Magic Kingdom.
Baller 2: No Man, Jimmy is just soaking wet today, taking that sorry ass cat to Splash Mountain.

by kershybar August 3, 2011