shmeet

An asian who claims to be German when asked for country of origin.

Habib said he was German when I asked where he's from

What a shmeet!

by Dolan Drumpf July 19, 2016

rape and shmate

when you are teamed up and ready to beat the shit out of a vagina or person

"yo garrett collins lets rape and shmate" "alright samuel ryan the coolest kid in the world!"

by mcswaggy October 1, 2012

shmeal

a racial slurr used to insult turkish people. It originated from a traditional turkish dish which was then insulted for its unappealing look.

look at that shmeal of crap

by Frankenstein hates turks April 26, 2009

Shmear the Quere

A game played with a football were whoever is holding the ball gets tackled and so on until everyone is so blody and bruised that they're paralized for life.

Carter: Let's play Shmear the Quere!
Josh: This is going to hurt......but o.k.

by Carter C December 13, 2007

shmental

paranoid; crazy;

someone who needs to know everything

That really short kid over there is extremely shmental

jeez, I am going shmental.

Person 1: I have seen every episode ever of Cheap seats
Person 2: You are so shmental

You are a shmental face.

by Adam shmental face September 8, 2005

smeat

a combination of neat and sweet
especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

"Wow dude that flip was friggin SMEAT!"

by thesmeatlife June 30, 2007

Shmeatpean

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017