Salem

The weirdest mf bozo you'll ever fucking meet. They like to default dance to among us porn and drink tit milk.

Elffay: "Gotta pray to Salem right now!"
Naval: "Damn that little emo hoe?"

by islammedmypenisinthecardoor October 31, 2021

salaman

Sexeist man alive!

salaman likes guys

by carson_likes_men March 15, 2022

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

chicago salami

slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's

Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....

by the gentleman thief January 23, 2010

Tumblr Sad™

Tumblr sad™ are usually people who fake being sad due to the "aesthetic" of it. Most of these people are "surprisingly" found on Tumblr.

"That app is just full of Tumblr Sad™ fags"

by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex March 11, 2018

North Salem High School

Crappy high school in Salem,Oregon.50% of students drop out before their senior year, and 99.5% of the remaining students go on to pump gas for the populace, who has been deemed too incompetent to pump their own gas.

North Salem High School sucks.

by Nick_T. October 16, 2008

salami swami

One who has become a master at the art of fellatio

"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005