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Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.
Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"
by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014
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Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.
Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.
by Nitrolian July 12, 2013
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Trolley riding

When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.
Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!

Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.

Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!
by Zaca July 10, 2009
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ride north

Verb phrase

1. To make a consequential life decision after long deliberation.
2. To abandon a long-held paradigm.
3. To dissociate oneself from kin in order to fulfill an oath or promise.
1. Jaime had no choice but to ride north. Cersei was being a bitch, plus he sort of promised to help fight the others. Plus, he has this sinking feeling that he's Azor Ahai.

2. I've had it with this low rep strength training. I'm gonna ride north and start doing German Volume Training.

3. You still believe Bush did 9/11? We rode north on that a long time ago.
by Juangalt April 19, 2018
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riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.
I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.
by Alchelswon November 22, 2013
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Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."
by rage-cage September 18, 2012
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Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.
Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!
by Madfat February 28, 2011
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