jack rag

The rag you use to wipe your load up with after beating off.

Don't leave your jack rags on the bathroom floor.

by wino joe May 6, 2003

SPOO RAG

After a gentelman bangs a chick and shoots his load in/on her it's good manners to hand her a towel to wipe off your man goo.

Ohh, that was very nice sex. Here's a spoo rag to wipe off with. Now, please make me a samich and go home

by Harlin Wangmaster October 24, 2006

Dink Rag

A slang term for an asshole. It probably "is what you think it is". Made popular in the Webcomic "Pictures of You" by Gibson Twist.

Hey Dink Rag! We're having a New Years Eve party if you want to come!

by Burlyswamprat June 5, 2011

crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.

my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.

by texliam May 14, 2007

don't-rag

When an awkward white guy wears a do-rag.

Jim, I know you're pasty-white, but for the love of God take off that don't-rag in public.

by The_Word_Smith July 23, 2015

Holy Rag-Doll

When a man ties/binds a woman to a fence {most commonly in a church-yard or another place of worship} in the crucifix position and proceeds to penetrate them. In the penultimate throes he then withdraws and cums into her hair. He follows this by rubbing the semen into her hair until it is messy like a Rag-Doll's. He then plays with the woman like a children's toy until he gets bored or is discovered by the police.

man to priest "Forgive me Father for i have sinned, last night i Holy Rag-Dolled some girl in the church yard"

by Charity Burbage May 26, 2009

Jag Rag

The material (often towel, tissue, toilet paper or nearby piece of paper crumpled to softness) used to ejaculate in to at the end of a strenuous masturbatory session.

What they don't often advertise, is that the ShamWow makes a FANTASTIC Jag Rag.

by Sting Cunt-Stomper August 14, 2010