A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
by Teedog December 14, 2008
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A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)
Mathematically:
{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100
where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.
A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.
A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.
In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)
Mathematically:
{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100
where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.
A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.
A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.
In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.
His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving
Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving
Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
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