Queef

A pussy fart!

She queefed on my chode.

by Lover May 19, 2003

queef

some hoe farting out their vagina

uh oh, queefy

by d5unk December 1, 2019

Queefer McBeaver

Anyone who can make a girl Queef on demand.

Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you cum"
Girl: "none"
Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you queef"
Girl: "50"

by moke murder August 4, 2011

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

fairy queef

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.

dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.

by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008

The Qureshi Queef

When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.

Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!

by cheeser696 January 7, 2013

queef bucket

Used as an insult, it can mean either one who is full of hot air; (e.g. queef air). Also can be used to denote a total asshole

"hey, get your head out of your ass, you queef bucket!"

by ezmoney September 25, 2005