The act of purchasing access to someone who is almost of age. Only allowable if age is greater than 17 and a half.
by SwiftlySwifty February 4, 2023
Get the Pre-ordermug. by 459395 January 24, 2022
Get the Pre seniormug. Pre-imagizing is when someone attempts to explain directions or a situation using information only the person speaking would know.
Tom decided to pick up three of your "old friends" from the local bar before grabbing you at your job at the west side diner. He left a voice-mail saying he was with your old softball team, but they were all strangers. Tom is always pre-imagizing stories.
by 1230tonight December 24, 2010
Get the pre-imagizingmug. The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.
Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.
Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.
Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.
by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020
Get the Pre-Buttocksmug. 
Get the pre-daddymug. The very Portland concept of going to a super popular, delicious brunch place and putting your name on the wait list. Then you go to a nearby micro-roaster for a nice espresso drink and a small pastry to wait the hour or so for your table.
"The wait at Screen Door is like an hour on Sundays. It's so not worth it."
"No worries. You can just pre-brunch at Heart down the street."
"No worries. You can just pre-brunch at Heart down the street."
by DeSomething January 4, 2014
Get the pre-brunchmug. The prerequisite of hating. It is hating a person, place, or thing without prior knowledge of said person, place, or thing.
Also pre-haters are fearful of super trolls and derive from secret groups. Most are easily spotted with moles.
Also pre-haters are fearful of super trolls and derive from secret groups. Most are easily spotted with moles.
"She totally pre-hated on me for no reason. She just didn't like that Miranda girl." You should never pre-hate anyone.
by Lamoney January 22, 2018
Get the Pre-hatemug.