Poonani Plug

Slang for tampon

gash 1 'oh no, i think i came on and i don't have any tampons'

gash 2 'it's alright, use my poonani plug, i've only had it in for a few hours'

by StreetCar June 5, 2010

poonage

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.

OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.

by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005

Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 22, 2009

Bad Poon

You've heard your friends say that there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad pussy. Well, they're wrong. Bad pussy is the absolute worst of the worst. It is the ultimate let-down and potentially the most sickening event of your life.

Anything vile, disgusting, or disappointing can be bad poon, just so long as it is overwhelmingly so.

Did you see that homeless guy pee on that nun then beat her in the face with that burning puppy until she renounced her faith and swore her soul to all that is dark and unholy?

Yeah, man, bad poon.

by unliterate November 1, 2007

food poisoning

when bad people put bad things into your food and make you sick

"i called in sick because of food poisoning"

by etchasketch November 23, 2003

poon ring

The wet spot around the womens vagina that you can see through on her on panties/spandex.

Wow that chick just came out of the gym check out the poon ring.

by vinayjs October 4, 2006

pos on

POS on is used when there is a PARENT OVER SHOULDER watching what u say and it is a warning sign to your friend online that they should watch what they say.
POS off is used when there is no longer a parent over your shoulder.

Mark: wtf are you talking bout?
Mary: POS ON
Mark: yeah i did watch the new episode of family guy :)
Mary: yeah it was hilarious
Mary: POS OFF
Mark: okay anyways..back to topic..wtf were u thinking?

by VieiraC April 10, 2009