Poot

An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.

Sup Poot.

by Señorff October 11, 2021

Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".

For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!

by john szabo February 8, 2009

poot swag

The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.

why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg

by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary

Look it’s LEGENDARY FLYING POOT

by he judge April 30, 2022