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Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.
by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008
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Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??
P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009
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party pooper

a person who takes a large shit on the party decorations also see party skidmarks
Andrew, that piglet, was a party pooper all at Chucky Cheeses .
by sJaAbCaKiSsOgNay September 7, 2006
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poopers

also known as polar bear in some climates:see polar bear
poopers!!!!
by XoSwEeThiLloX January 23, 2003
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Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012
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Pooper

To go to the laboratory a.k.a safety is number one priority
by I just flexxed on them haters February 2, 2018
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pooperstitious

The unfounded fear of pooping in public water closets, whatever the state of cleanliness or disrepair.
William was sacred to open his bomb-bay doors on the train as he was pooperstitious...
by biznuge June 13, 2018
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