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Pokemon goon

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.
Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.
by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016
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Pokemon Master

The best of real life pokemon trainers. They host tournaments in their garages to find worthy opponents. 'Pokemon' they use include 'dogs' and 'chickens'
by gobrin January 21, 2010
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pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.
1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent
by Phil January 27, 2005
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Pokemon goo

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??

Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
by Swaggyswoog July 28, 2016
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Pokemon Training

The necessary, and sometimes obsessive, method of bettering your Pokemon, namely leveling them up with the potential of their evolution. Pokemon training is essential for any trainer that wishes to defeat another trainer in battle. Some trainers find it necessary to train their Pokemon to the maximum level of 100 where their Pokemon (usually) destroy any other Pokemon they see, unless the opposing Pokemon is also level 100. Several aids in Pokemon training have been developed (i.e. Macho Brace) or discovered (i.e. Pokerus).

Pokemon training never seems to fatigue the Pokemon themselves (with the exception of their expected and regular decrease in HP and PP that can be instantly restored at a Pokemon Center), but rather fatigues the trainer/player. Obsessive training could result in, and not limited to: extreme drowsiness, missing of meals, constipation, late nights, frustration, irritability, and increased risk of illness.
Mom: Billy what's wrong? Are you on drugs?!
Billy: No, mom. I just had a long run of Pokemon training..."
by Pokedexter June 13, 2009
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pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"
EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!
by itsjustme8d9 March 20, 2011
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pokemon alpha sapphire

A remake of Pokemon Sapphire for the GBA. Released, November 21st, 2014. It is a very popular game for the 3DS. Primal Kyogre & Primal Groudon.
Wow! Pokemon Alpha Sapphire is the remake of Pokemon Sapphire!
by J-PlaysLP February 24, 2015
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