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Dirty Preston

Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.
Chad got back at Tom good. He dirty Prestoned him when Tom went to Mexico with Dennis
by Dudelicker February 13, 2019
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Cole preston day

A really awesome dummer in an “indie” band called Wallows along with Dylan Minnette, Braeden Lemasters and two others. Coley boy is amazing and really talented. As a member of being in Cole Preston supremacy he should have his own day on April 7
Did you see what day it is!? It’s COLE PRESTON DAY!!!”
by ahh_wallows January 30, 2021
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Cole Preston

His actual name is Pole Creston in case you didn’t know.
He’s like a cartoon character, wears the same outfit everyday. I am very jealous of his hair, planning on stealing it one day 😇he plays like a thousand instruments or smth like that and occasionally sings

Very talented man very much recommend 💯💯
Wow!! Pole Creston is wearing a Magic sweater how weird, totally did not expect it!!

I want Cole Preston’s drumming sticks

Pole gets his hair from his brain, all the ideas rise to the top. 💆 ♀️
by Miaacostav November 23, 2021
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Dell Preston

A British Roadie destined to help Wayne Campbell set up a concert in Aurora, Illinois, in the film Wayne's World 2, after some incident involving a dream with Jim Morrison and a naked indian
"There I was, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylan, at 4 in the morning, and I had to find 1,000 M'N'Ms for a glass of brandy or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So there I was, with Keith Moon and David Cosby, and we found this sweet shop, but it was closed.We tried getting in, and instead of having a guard dog, they had a bloody Bengal Tiger. We managed to kill it with a can of mace, but the Shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But, we got the M'N'Ms and Ozzy played a great show."

-"Are you Dell Preston ?"
-"I might be."
by partytimeexcellent April 7, 2010
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Cole Preston

varón de pau, no lo mires no lo toques no pienses en él es solo de pau, respeta.
cole preston dijo en un concierto:"soy de pau los demás quisieran".
by cole varón de pau November 2, 2020
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Spanky with Preston

The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.
It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!
by El Pene de Preston July 3, 2020
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Leah Preston-ing

The act of awkwardly laughing anywhere between 5-20 seconds too late in a situation due to;

1. a misunderstanding of a joke
or
2. the joke suddenly made sense.
"insert joke here" 5-20 seconds later "ha. haha. ha."
"whoa, i like the sound of your Leah Preston-ing!
by tiktok500 February 21, 2010
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