not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Homies not homos

When you’re flirting with your homie but you don’t wanna make it gay

“Bro are we ‘boutta kiss right now?..”
“Calm down Christopher we are homies not homos”

by Mark Lee simp December 12, 2020

Lujain not lugain

A girl called lujain.
Not to be confused with lugain.
She will eat you alive if you misspell it.

How are you lujain not lugain?

by Beginning July 13, 2021

not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes

The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.

Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

that's not your pidgeon

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.

Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

by frannykt October 18, 2006

Let Us (Not You) Plays

noun
1. A variation of a Let's Play. In Let Us (Not You) Plays, several people participate in a video game, as opposed to just one person. These types of Let's Plays were supposedly named by internet comedian and Youtube user Max Laughton, better known by his pseudonym dshban.

1. "'Let Us (Not You) Plays' are thought to have been created by Max Laughton."

by magicdance August 6, 2010

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021