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joke mail

When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.
I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.
by Zeek77 December 15, 2008
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E-mail Packrat

One whos active daily e-mail accout is filled with spam that never gets read or deleted, causing a high number or unread messages to be displayed at all times.
Omg Bill! 1,343 new e-mails!? You're such an e-mail packrat!
by EsOne June 11, 2008
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Instant-Mailing

When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.
Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!
by Hecky May 28, 2009
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Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.
by shaginwagin April 19, 2010
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B-mail

A short good way to name a blackmail folder you may have on your computer.
Tom, please do me this favor or I'll show Jane one of your B-mail IMs to Lucy.
by BlackMambaSon August 26, 2010
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bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.
Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?
by Mr. Wuggs April 11, 2011
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E-mail hoarder

a person who never deletes any E-mails ever. often times for fear of accidentally deleting something useful or important.
That's because he's an E-mail hoarder. He has so many E-mails he can never find any particular one.
by crameel7 May 23, 2011
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