by that guy August 04, 2003
by SHUTTATRAP! August 25, 2003
by Joseph5 April 02, 2016
by PERVILITIOUS August 10, 2005
E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...
*Pause*
*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!
Alternatively...
Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.
*Pause*
*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
*Pause*
*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!
Alternatively...
Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.
*Pause*
*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
by Jonathan Kerr May 18, 2007
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by Mz_Brown1997 April 02, 2010
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
by ESlatt February 07, 2007