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Map Control

In video game jargon, a polite way of saying camping. MLG players often like to use it to make themselves sound like they're doing something technical or difficult, when in reality they're really just sitting in one spot and shooting people who come along.
"Hey man you should have seen the way I was in game last night! I was practicing some major map control!"

"Dude, you just sat in a corner the whole game with the rocket launcher."
by Mr.TIBBS! July 16, 2016
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Map Fever

The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.
Tyler is still waiting for those new Call of Duty maps. He has map fever.
by pwnd j00r soul April 3, 2008
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MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.
You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.
by anonmounyn December 7, 2022
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MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.
The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP
by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024
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Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
by Scorpyon November 29, 2023
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Map

Like your moms moist as pussy it’s wap but better
Your dad: hey Mom you got that map today

Mom:yes it’s everywhere
by Malakhi’s big fat cock February 27, 2021
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map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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