An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.
Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"
by Canadian Sheri May 4, 2009
Get the breakfast e-mail mug.A special type of correspondence designated for a very special birthday bitch. Usually utilized as a way to make something special for an amazing, show stopping, never seen before best friend that lives in another hemisphere. To the person I will love forever, with all my love for you
by Good Bunny García December 31, 2021
Get the Bad Bunny Mail mug.When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
by quietbanana October 6, 2022
Get the Check's in the mail mug.eeeeee-mail: Those Halloween e-mails that go along real sweet and cute and then a bloody monster jumps up and screams at you.
by Rebecca S. Meloni November 13, 2007
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by Snejhamma November 13, 2011
Get the She-Mail mug.A general e-mail on a particular subject sent out to a mass audience.
For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.
For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.
*Company* sent a blanket e-mail to all of their customers today advertising the fact they have an in-store sale on at the moment
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She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.
by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007
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