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Mountain load giver 

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)
Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!

Mountain G.O.A.T

The of all the Greatest or highest amongst all the G.O.A.Ts
Amongst all the G.O.A.Ts Biggy is the mountain G.O.A.Ts

Mountain German 

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
Mountain German by anonymous April 7, 2022

Mountain Republic

A country (eg. Andorra, San Marino, Switzerland) Where it's existence is mostly because it's located in a mountain range, not useful to it's surrounding countries.

mountain top ted 

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
mountain top ted by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

Mountain Pirate 

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"