twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010

Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)

President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!

by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

Wounded Marine

A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.

We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.

by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011

Deploy the Marines

To deficate.

MM3: "MM1, I'm gunna run to the head and deploy the Marines."

MM1: "Oorah, go get some."

by SailorJoe March 8, 2010

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014

Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

Sanna Marin

Sanna Marin is the leader of Finland. also she is a PMILF (prime minister i'd like to fuck)

check out Sanna Marin she's such a pmilf

by smoked fish September 6, 2022