A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
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If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
My friend is raging at a video game even though she promised to be neutral. She is definitely a lobster.
by the useless hoes April 30, 2022
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by cocknockers January 24, 2009
Get the Crotch Lobsters mug.A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
by robstercraw January 15, 2010
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Get the War Lobsters mug.Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 1, 2013
Get the douche-lobster mug.After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
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From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
by BurningRambo December 18, 2013
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