lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.

Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.

by Slagbard June 1, 2019

Muddy Lizard

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.

1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

by LadiesAndGentlemen July 7, 2012

lizard bitch

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.

We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!

by pentozali July 7, 2010

lizard sleeve

Much like a wizard sleeve, this dangly vagina is rough and scaly- resembling a reptile.

"Ack! This bitch is attacking me with her lizard sleeve!"

Much to Ben's surprise, that very sweet stripper is sporting a serious lizard sleeve.

Girl 1: "This is normal right?"
Guy 1: "Aw hell naw bitch get that lizard sleeve out mah house!

by Nictoria January 15, 2014

Lot Lizard

A common truck stop prostitute. A male or female who sells themselves at a truck stop for a ride to the next city

Josh is constantly on his CB to hunt for the best lot lizards in Texas

by RackerBurn January 21, 2014

Muddy Lizard

The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.

The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.

Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.

Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"

Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"

by PiddyPooThang July 6, 2012

lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.

Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.

by OldManCook June 17, 2009