lindz

a cool crazy weird...slightly slow...diego luna lover thas no longer the tallest grl in the class of 08. ;)

-who wud EVER watch diego fucking some grl for 8 minutes?
-lindz
-ohh...

by nikki February 13, 2005

linux

A operating system whose only superiorities versus Windows is its server stability and ability to be altered by its code, because its open-source software. Windows cannot be altered like this because learning C++, then butchering Window's code is illegal.

Windows is used by a common computer user who has no interest in running gaming/website servers or being a programmer. Windows is much more compatible, almost everything except Unix/Mac software. Windows is also made by capitalist pigs governed by a monsterous irresponsible behemoth called Bill Gates who failed to completely debug its software in the first place and only does something when somebody personally mails him a death threat.

The linuxers program, and the Windowers use. Enough said. Maccers, I don't know, don't care, only Space Command units use them for their ability to do math better than our common shit PCs.

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

Linux

A dead OS used by people who do hard shit with computers known as "developers"

Gamer1: "I installed Linux today on my e p i c gaming pc"
Gamer2: "that OS is dead no e p i c games are available for that OS lmao"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

linus

father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.

-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..

by enold April 5, 2005

0 day warez linkz

Stupid ploy used by every site that claims to link to pirated software but only leads to 70 year old naked grandmas.

The only 0 day warez linkz site on the net, period!

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

linux

A program that provides the classic setup for a monopoply: undersell and demonize your competition, then raise prices sharply when there are no other alternatives.

You soon will not be allowed to use a computer if you are not using Linux.

by Arcpibtn Meaas December 8, 2003

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. A dead sexy body with one great booty. Also, the nicest girl you'll ever meet.

Eric Bribeaux would die for Linzy Marie

by Eric February 27, 2005