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When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.
I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022
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Rochdale Legover

The act of using your flatmates new socks for a wanksock
Mick you bastard!! You been using my socks again?
Yeah sorry Pat… I fancied a swift Rochdale Legover
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shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.
Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.
by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018
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a couple of legos

Phrase used to describe a heterosexual couple.
The dinner guests included a gay couple they’ve known for years and a couple of legos they met in cooking class.
by LaSpug October 14, 2019
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Help Me Get Legos

let the kid get his legos
"this kid is setting up a GoFundMe, title Help Me Get Legos"
by GoAskAliceFr April 30, 2023
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A river has fallen into the man in lego city

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring
John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!
by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020
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