lumbra

The ability to mess up any given situation. Taking even the simplest task, and turning it into a complete shit show.

Also using the wrong tool, in the wrong application, causing yourself, or someone else bodily harm

Man, you really made a Lumbra out of that job yesterday

by 4 Mike’s Dad July 14, 2022

lumber jumber

Un lumberjumber è la definizione di una persona con fare da taglialegna e da demolitore di cose, in poche parole un lumberjumber è una persona rozza a cui piace rompere gli oggetti e fare casino

1: ue fra invitiamolo alla nostra festa
2: no fra quello è un lumber jumber

by Gaviscon occhi September 13, 2023

Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

Going Lumberjack

Going Lumberjack is the act of urinating on a tree or other plants such as bushes, grass, and flowers.

Sam: "Hey, are there any portapotties nearby?"
Richard: "Nah, you'll just have to hold it"
Sam: "Fuck that, I'm going lumberjack"

by RedCyro October 11, 2019

Lumpy lumber

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.

Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.

by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020