love llama

The holiest of holies, popularized by Will Ferrell playing the crazy doctor.

That bitch got a smelly love llama

by crispusattucks December 23, 2004

Fierce Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Llama last night

by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006

fat llama

when you pour a gallon of water into your butthole and then spit it out hours later. it is a challenge to see who can hold a gallon of water in their system for the longest without yaking

Hey Kaden, are you down to fat llama tonight?

by fatllama69 November 6, 2014

Drama Llama

Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama

"That bitch Amber just spit in my face because I pointed out what a drama filled bitch she was being!"

"Yeah I told you that bitch was a Drama Llama!"

by Kurt September 24, 2006

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013

Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.

Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.

by Isaak S you know me sokrith May 29, 2014

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017