Creator and admin of the place that doesn't exist. Due to his popularity and authority over there, he tends to get lots of suck-ups (see: the other definition)
Damn it LlamaGuy, even when 90% of the people were against it you STILL turned it into PUBLIClinks.
An extremely well known GameFAQs user, known for creating LUElinks, a website where LUEsers can hang out with a much more lenient TOS. Oh wait, that place isn't actually there, I was just kidding.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.