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An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.
Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."
by MikeNever May 20, 2013
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