he is a shy retarded boy who loves pussy and gets it a lot he thinks of fucking and usually ejaculates
your such a fuckboi john
by thomas harvell January 5, 2017
Get the Johnmug. 
by Buns420 October 8, 2017
Get the John-Johnmug. "No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".
Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 29, 2005
Get the no johnsmug. by Rbs January 27, 2005
Get the The Johnmug. john john is The most amazing person in the world! He will make you fall in love with his smile and beautiful bright eyes. You will spend your life happy, and with a bunch of precious moments with him. There is never a dull moment with john. He will make you laugh bunches to the point of crying. He will sweep you off your feet with his cheesy lines. He will steal your heart with his dorky ways. Not only does he have an amazing personality, he is as handsome as can be! You can definitely be yourself with him around. You will always feel loved, protected&cared for. He is definitely a guy that wins over people's hearts with how sweet he is. His soul will just wrap around your heart and you'll know that he's the one. He is my god-given soulmate. The one i see myself spending the rest of my life with. john, i know you don't see yourself the way i see you, but i promise that for the rest of our lives, i will remind you how amazing you are.
by hgccc November 8, 2021
Get the john johnmug. by thebrat:p January 8, 2010
Get the john itmug.