joeybomb

(verb) To make controversial statements in hopes of diverting or derailing a thread in a forum.

he really joeybombed that thread with a comment on god.

by youcanttellmewhattodo October 22, 2008

Joey Barton

Insignificant little fart bubble who deserves to be punched repeatedly. An ignorant scouse cockwomble who plays with himself.

I hate my ex husband. He's a proper Joey Barton.

by Qatar wifet May 11, 2016

Cousin Joey

Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.

Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.

by lolzuracat February 22, 2010

The Joey

Having intercourse while free falling from skydiving.

I was pulling the joey and almost hit a seagull.

by Sky sex August 7, 2013

joeyjuice

juice that comes out when jacking off

i got rid off all my joeyjuice after masturbating

by Patrick MacFarley March 14, 2005

Joey Jordison

aswell as being a fucking awesome drummer he is also an incredible guitarist and you should see how fast he is at drumming! he plays with slipknot and the murderdolls

Joey Jordison can drum faster than Cathy Freeman's running

by maggotmofo November 7, 2008

Jobby

A word little kids use to rip eachother... Also means poo

Haha your a jobby!
You big fat jobby man!
You eat Jobby!

by [Lee-Ham] March 19, 2007