Hypocritipotamus

Hypocrite + Hippopotamus = Hypocritipotamus

1. Someone involved in a large scale of hypocrisy.
2. An obese hypocrite.
3. An actual hippopotamus who is a hypocrite.
4. A hungry, hungry hypocrite.

Fox News is a Hypocritipotamus.

by Jre October 29, 2009

hypocrisy

A fatal flaw your average parent posses.

parent: I smoked marijuana by the bulk when i was 14, but you son unfortunately can't
son: why not? you did it.
parent: because i said so, now go study or you'll end up disappointing me with your bad grades.
son: why? you disappointed your parents and dropped out of school. thats total hypocrisy!
parent: just do it! now I'm going spark one up on the balcony, remember drugs and smoking are bad!

by FloraJane May 25, 2009

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

hypocriticize

The act of being critical and hypocritical at the same time.

For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.

"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.

by bexness June 17, 2016

hypocristeria

A condition where one gets excessively outraged about something said online or in media, and demanding sackings, after having previously been outraged by someone's excessive outrage about something said online in media, and demanding sackings.

The right's outrage and demands for sacking of Yassmin Abdel-Magied after outrage over demands for the sacking of Bill Leak reeks of hypocristeria.

by The Real Coxy April 26, 2017

hip hopocrite

A person who is a hypocrite in relation to hip hop culture.

Dig Tyrone's thug exterior, but his ipod shows Britney on continous loop. Bitch is a hip hopocrite!

by bad man dan July 10, 2011

hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022