Heber

A fast worthy God of a gentleman that acts like a jock but is a very funny person to hang out with and can prove he is the fastest by his godly speed like speed

Heber is the one that would be anyone in a race

by Worthy speed October 3, 2023

Hebephilia

A sexual orientation that represents romantic and sexual attractions to the older children, or adolescents if you want, within the ages of 11-15 years, peaking at 13 year olds.

Since most countries practice a 16 year old age of consent, children older than 15 becomes irrelevant in this regard.

The picture has been used as a symbol of Hebephilia.

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers October 16, 2023

Habbening

Used to troll conspiracy theorists and qanon nutjobs when the date they say things will happen will come and go with nothing actually happening.

"med beds on January 23rd! It's habbening!"

January 24th comes around and nothing actually happens.

by Skilliau December 31, 2023

Hebrew slave day

A weekend of hard labor at mom’s farm, with no pay but fringe benefits like boating, going to cabin, riding horses, bbqs etc.

Don’t forget Friday afternoon at moms for Hebrew Slave Day.

by Longshotlee April 1, 2024

Hebrew Slave Day

A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc

Don’t forget Friday is Hebrew Slave Day, we are moving the back fence.

by Longshotlee April 1, 2024

Heber Creeper

Deliberate mounting of a man within the city limits of Heber City, Utah. Riding commences slowly and with intense eye contact. Best performed between the hours of 5 and 11pm.

Did you hear the news? Billy Bob got the Heber Creeper from Sally Ann last night down by the creek.

by llcmonkey April 13, 2024

hebby the great

someone who is head of pole margaret house and shoves beans up their asshole so while they vigorously have intercourse with their husband through their neutral hole (they are transgender) the beans pop out of their mouth and are full of poo which the husband eats to form a baby, as the transgender hebby the great cannot get pregnant and is a cheese string who also creates THICK THICK porridges x

John: “put your blaiser on”
rachel: “shut up hebby the great”
John:”excuse me”
rachel: acting as if you didn’t make me hebbis last night and i’m underage”
police:”john your under arrest”
John:”I ONLY EDGED I COULDNT HEBBIS”

by hebby the great December 4, 2024