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p-hart

A person whom one would find difficult to like. A person with an asshole-like personality. Commonly loud and annoying.
Wow, thanks for interrupting me you p-hart!
by Ed "The Meat" Sowder June 20, 2008
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Hartney Complex

A state in which the body can not register that it is tired or wants to retire for the night.
I think I have the Hartney Complex, I haven't slept in like three days!
by AldyG August 12, 2009
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Hartles

a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a Hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless "facts" that will often be provided in times of mass confusion.
"A Hartles would have been more useful than that bloody lecturer!"

Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"

Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"

Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"

Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"

Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."

Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."

(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)

"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"

"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
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Hartley

Hartley, a black guy with a giant ass cock, funny, and plays video games
OMG hartley your cock is so bigg fuck me some more
by 780845jiu May 20, 2021
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dirty Hartmut

When you're riding on a microphone while you perform a cover of "country roads" by John Denver for an audience.
Did you hear that Jessie pulled a dirty Hartmut yesterday!

I didn't even know she was capable of that.
by Björn February 26, 2022
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hartlepool united

beaten in the play offs 4 times in 5 seasons and also attained only theyre 3rd promotion ever. next to rochdale they are the leagues most success deprived team...
darlo got to wembley and hartlepuddle and its toxic wast and smackrat-peadophilic residents didnt...

WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU BOYS WERE CATCHIN UP FAST!
by southerner in the north July 29, 2004
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Hartford

(1) A crass, lewd sexual interaction that borderlines rape. (2) Any sexual act that that leaves the receipent feeling like a victim.
(1) "If you keep up that back talk, I'm going to hartford you so hard you won't walk for a week."

(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"
by Viejo1985 January 7, 2013
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