handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Clammy Handy

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.

I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh

by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019

Russian Handy

Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020

Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.

Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.

by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025