Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 May 10, 2018
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griffin ritter

"Griffin Ritter contributed very little to our Radio/TV project. I have no other choice but to mark him down as "Was Present""
by Riffin Gritter May 24, 2018
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January Griffin

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 24, 2018
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Griffin Koonsman

A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004
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Griffin Puatu

A fellow voice actor and singer who voices his own way in animation by voicing a sexy anthropomorphic red deer in Beastars to a yellow cat in WarioWare!
Be a good voice actor like Griffin Puatu!
by Nigel JD November 14, 2021
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Lois Griffin

"Is that Lois Griffin from Family Guy??"
by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 01, 2025
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Jayden Griffin

Jayden Griffin is someone who is a punk ass bitch.
Most people see a Jayden Griffin and say ew look at that melon muncher
When we see a Jayden Griffin we say stfu Raheem or stfu nigger
Ew Jayden Griffin a nigger
by Poopp3847484 November 20, 2023
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