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Garth

Verb. To say something so unbelievably stupid those around the person making the utterance perceive the utterance as vomit.
Paul Garthed his geopolitical opinions at the party until he was asked to clean the mess he'd made on the floor and leave.
by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023
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Garth Brooks

Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!
Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat
by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006
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girthygobbler

-noun gurth-eegob-ler
1. Referring to the large penis (size) to hole (circumference) ratio in terms of width and length during inter coarse.

2. A stupid, silly, or obstinate event.

3. A stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

-adjective

1. how one person destroyed another person in sexual inter coarse.

2. describe a person in a negative and or positive way depending on the verbage.

Explanation of and uses of girthygobbler

In many cases in heterosexual inter coarse, the penis will make contact with the cervix in the back of the vagina, or the back of the throat in a woman who hasn't acquired the deep throat technique and yes, even anal. This is applied to all areas of sexual inter course and may even be adapted to bigger than average objects, statistics, events and yes even insults are more than welcome.

Correct spelling and suffix variations of girthygobbler

girthygobbler, girthygobblered, girthygobblers, girthygobblering, girthygobblin, girthygobblined, girthygobblered, girthygobblerless

Originally coined/created in Knoxville, Tennessee, 2007.
1. Ryan, Tommy and Rich just gave their ladies the girthygobbler destruction platter.

2. Becky just rode a girthygobblerless guy in the back of your moms car.

3. Layne just gave us a shat load of nasty stinky girthygobblers by leaving that quickly.

4. Kiffen just girthygobblered our football team and future program by leaving so abruptly.

5. John, that girthygobblin s.o.b. just lied.

6. A good girthygobblering cures all illnesses and goes great with chicken noodle soup and tomato soup.

7. I just girthygobblined/girthygobblered that ass.

8. Patrick thats one big ass girthygobbler.
by girthygobbler April 5, 2010
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Girthy

A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart
That kid is a mad girthy
by doin bred October 22, 2019
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Garth Crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009
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girt

one hot motherfucking piece of ass who anyone respecting man would tap, can be used as a nickname
Look at that girt in the red shirt; She's giving me a boner
Hey Girt!
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Girdhar

He's a gay man who likes to get raped by his friends. He likes to get fucked in the ass and suck dick
"You're such a good dick sucker you're a girdhar"
by Trueman69420 December 3, 2021
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