Gets My Red Up

When something infuriates you, it gets your red up. Originates from "so mad they were red in the face".

It really gets my red up when people are rude to me for no reason.

by RagnarTheDope July 21, 2016

Gets my Goat

Get someone's goat. To make someone annoyed or angry

omg sally always eats all my cookies 'that really gets my goat'

by swaggy fag 4 July 25, 2018

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008

goatse

When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.

n00b: Hi! I'm new here!
Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off!

by Burkshifter July 15, 2008

Switch Gears

An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.

Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears

by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018

16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

by B-rizzle January 1, 2019

grinding my gears

being fucking annoying

You're really grinding my gears with your ratchet self Shaniqua.

by TheRealSlimShady2001 December 14, 2013