FEMA

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.

FEMA is our government.

by ilona January 25, 2006

Female Snowball

When a woman squirts (ejaculates) into a guys mouth, and then the guy makes out with her in which she inevitably drinks it.

The female snowball is the opposite of the male snowball.

by nedryerson November 14, 2010

Female Twink

lesbians that are very similar to male twink as they are usually hairless and very submissive. they usually have a more dominant partner much like a male twink.

Milo is such a female twink! Is her girlfriend the dominant one?

Definitely.

by mebobatea January 7, 2018

Female

A receptacle for a male jack, plug or any type of connector.

A USB/1394/eSATA Port is a female receptacle for a male USB/1394/eSATA Device

I plugged my external Thunderbolt based storage device into the female Thunderbolt port on my Motherboard's I/O panel.

by darksparten January 26, 2013

Internecine Female Vindictiveness

When one or more women derides another woman or group of women for not following a (often meaningless) social convention, generally motivated by obvious jealousy or an unwillingness to see someone of their own minority group get ahead. This is similar to the "crabs in a bucket" phenomenon where crabs will damage one another in order to be the last one killed.

Jennifer: "Did you see Kate all over that guy at the bar? What a slut! And she dresses so slutty too!"

Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."

by RedReplicant October 27, 2010

female condom

A contraceptive that is best compared to a plastic bag like you get at the supermarket. There's really no reason to use one of these, when better options are available for a couple of bucks at the mini mart, and pulling out is free.

Matt: "So Kevin, how was Lindsey last night? Did you beat it up, as usual?"
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."

by Nick D February 8, 2004

female logic

Logic can be defined as reason, rationale, or the process of arriving at a deduction using existing principles of validity. Since men and women have completely different perspectives of looking at the same situation, the principles or reasoning used to assess a situation can be vastly different. Female logic refers to the method of assessing a situation using the perspective of women.

If more people used female logic to assess things, the world would be very different.

by Expecto5patronum May 14, 2022