Definitions by ilona

FEMA 

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.

FEMA is our government.

FEMA by ilona January 25, 2006

systemite 

any devoted fan of the popular metal band System of a Down

My fellow systemite friend got us all front row tickets to a System of a Down concert.

systemite by Ilona October 21, 2004

Chillax 

As in to relax and "chill". Verb.

Ilona likes to chillax with her friends and laugh at Zima who is not chillaxin.

Chillax by Ilona May 23, 2004

ilona 

a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.

look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.

ilona by ilona April 4, 2004